You totally need to watch the news."" Can't."" Why?"" It's too depressing."" Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

Darynda Jones
You totally need to watch the news.
You totally need to watch the news.
You totally need to watch the news.
You totally need to watch the news.
About This Quote

"You totally need to watch the news." and "I can't." and "Why?" and "It's too depressing."" The use of this quote is quite popular and is used in many different contexts. The usage of this quote is that it is a common expression that is used in conversation. The reason this quote is so popular is because it can be used in conversation and give a very sarcastic tone to conversation. This quote can be seen in various situations such as when someone wants to get another person to watch the news, when someone doesn't want to see the news, when someone doesn't want to see a depressing story, or when someone wants to make a point in a conversation.

Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead

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